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My Weird School Daze #9: Mrs. Lizzy Is Dizzy! by Dan Gutman
epub |eng | 2010-04-28 | Author:Dan Gutman

Yodeling is weird. Mrs. Lizzy sounded like my dad when he gargles in the morning. We were all giggling and poking each other with our elbows so we wouldn’t laugh. ...
( Category: School April 29,2014 )
My Weird School Daze #4: Coach Hyatt Is a Riot! by Dan Gutman
epub, pdf |eng | | Author:Dan Gutman

When the Sharks came out, their cheerleaders on the other side of the field started doing a cheer of their own. It didn’t rhyme or anything, but it sounded a ...
( Category: School April 29,2014 )
My Weirder School #7: Miss Kraft Is Daft! by Dan Gutman
epub |eng | | Author:Dan Gutman

“We should do that!” said Ryan. “Yeah,” said Michael. “That would be cool!” “I’m not going to do that,” said Andrea. “You heard what Mr. Klutz said about behavior. You’re ...
( Category: Humor April 29,2014 )
My Weird School #21: Ms. Krup Cracks Me Up! by Dan Gutman
epub |eng | | Author:Dan Gutman

I climbed into my Batman sleeping bag. The floor was hard and cold. I started thinking about Batman. I wondered if the opposite of “Batman” is “Manbat” or “Namtab.” Or ...
( Category: Chapter Books April 29,2014 )
My Weird School Daze #2: Mr. Sunny Is Funny! by Dan Gutman
epub |eng | | Author:Dan Gutman

“I bought you a present,” I said, handing her my bag of saltwater taffy. “Sweets to the sweet.” “Oh, thank you, Arlo!” Andrea said. “I didn’t know you knew Shakespeare!” ...
( Category: Chapter Books April 29,2014 )
Little Bad Wolf and Red Riding Hood by Tocher Timothy
epub |eng | | Author:Tocher, Timothy

Dear Granddaughter, Thank you for bringing me soup, but as you can see I’m not here to eat it. By the time you read this, I’ll be in an airplane. ...
( Category: Short Story Collections April 29,2014 )
My Weird School Daze #12: Ms. Leakey Is Freaky! by Dan Gutman
epub |eng | 2011-04-28 | Author:Dan Gutman

6 Meet Mr. Slug The next day was Friday. After we pledged the allegiance, it was time for science class. Our science teacher is Mr. Docker. He has a car ...
( Category: Health April 29,2014 )
My Weird School #15: Mr. Macky Is Wacky! by Dan Gutman
epub |eng | | Author:Dan Gutman

Did you like my poem about Mr. Klutz’s hair that he doesn’t have? I tried to sound like Dr. Seuss. He was cool, even if he wasn’t a real doctor. ...
( Category: Humor April 29,2014 )
Weird School #20: Mr. Louie Is Screwy! by Dan Gutman
epub |eng | | Author:Dan Gutman

Gross! This was the worst Valentine’s Day in the history of the world! 8 Teachers in Love For the rest of my life, I would have to live with the ...
( Category: Humor April 29,2014 )
My Weirder School #4: Mr. Burke Is Berserk! by Dan Gutman
epub |eng | | Author:Dan Gutman

7 Gold Fever “Gold!” shouted Ryan. “Gold!!” shouted Michael. “Gold!!!” shouted Neil the nude kid. “GOLD!!!!” I shouted. Just in case you were wondering, we were all shouting “Gold.” Kids ...
( Category: School April 29,2014 )
My Weird School #16: Ms. Coco Is Loco! by Dan Gutman
epub |eng | | Author:Dan Gutman

“We want candy!” the kids started chanting. “WE WANT CANDY!” It looked like they were going to start a riot! We got out of there just in time. Me and ...
( Category: Humor April 29,2014 )
The Genius Files #3: You Only Die Twice by Dan Gutman
epub, mobi |eng | | Author:Dan Gutman

“Don’t Be Cruel” came out of the speakers. For the rest of the night, Coke and Pep would not be able to get those words out of their heads. * ...
( Category: Humor April 29,2014 )
My Weird School #5 Miss Small Is off the Wall! by Dan Gutman
epub |eng | | Author:Dan Gutman

8 Ghost in the Graveyard When I got to school the next week, Ryan and Michael got to me as I was putting my backpack in my cubby. “Check out ...
( Category: Humor April 29,2014 )
My Weird School Daze #6: Mrs. Jafee Is Daffy! by Dan Gutman
epub |eng | 2009-04-28 | Author:Dan Gutman

7 A New Way to Learn When I woke up on Wednesday morning, my mom told me to put on my bathing suit. “Do I have the day off from ...
( Category: School April 29,2014 )
My Weirder School #8: Dr. Nicholas Is Ridiculous! by Dan Gutman
epub |eng | | Author:Dan Gutman

7 The Truth About Dr. Nicholas We have lunch in the vomitorium. It used to be called the cafetorium until some kid threw up in there last year. It was ...
( Category: School April 29,2014 )

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